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Astea-s pentru aia care stiu engleza, ceilalti sa faca bine sa mearga la cursul pe care-l vom avea in curand...cica:D

I may be fat, but you're ugly - and I can diet.
Sure, I believe in God. Now where are the miracles?
If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people
Beer is now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive!
People who think they know it all really annoy those of us who do
I have a perfect body. It's your vision that's defective
Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow!
Don't believe everything you think.
Cats make everything taste better.
Stable relationships are for horses
Sorry if I look interested, I'm not!